The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. There were lots of people there, It was quite the oar deal.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. A bit like the two Spanish fireman Jose and Hose B.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour de France’s on Drugs! When I’m on drugs, I can’t even find my bike!
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, It’s not a ship. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, It’s not a boat. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, It’s not a raft. Then, out of the surf ... Read More