Sale on canoes.
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. There were lots of people there, It was quite the oar deal.
Basketball Juan on Juan
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. A bit like the two Spanish fireman Jose and Hose B.
Shows how good he was!
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour de France’s on Drugs! When I’m on drugs, I can’t even find my bike!
Real Fun
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, It’s not a ship. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, It’s not a boat. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, It’s not a raft. Then, out of the surf ... Read More